tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-39224102011-04-22T02:21:47.907+01:00KwAcKy's KonfessionalNothing of interest; just mindless links to bikes Birmingham City Football Club and useless junkkwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comBlogger3281100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-13037032665015166172007-08-25T11:27:00.000+01:002007-08-25T11:28:29.053+01:00kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-8148821515065536132007-06-18T19:36:00.001+01:002007-06-18T19:36:47.839+01:00I took a new S3 out for a test ride the other day. The bike was stock. No extras at all. It was the green version. Not my personal taste but I can see why they have it in the range. The first thing that struck me was the size of the bike. Considering it's a one litre triple these things are tiny.There's no fancy paint scheme, no OTT graphics. But it look you'll notice the sportsbiker quality kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-14881090981188328442007-03-27T17:53:00.000+01:002007-03-27T17:56:15.136+01:00Texport Leathers kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1925386195899800562007-03-24T21:12:00.000+01:002007-03-24T21:45:54.412+01:00Wembley - England U21 v Italy U21Thanks to True for unexpectedly getting me a ticket to the first international game at Wembley, to see the first goal and hat-trick. Shame they all came from an Italian!kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-18219286848710611772007-03-19T23:01:00.000+01:002007-03-19T23:05:32.377+01:00Alex at 7 monthsHe's growing fast. He's 22 lbs which is a decent weight. He's got a filthy laugh and a very cheeky smile. kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-56989994644395685312007-03-14T19:34:00.000+01:002007-03-14T19:35:08.815+01:00March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. That's it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-98430106968828082007-03-08T22:51:00.000+01:002007-03-08T22:53:16.811+01:00Idle Internet GossipThe following is part of an e-mail I've received. It could be 100%, it could be 100% bullshit, it could be the fantasy of someone who did too many mushrooms, I don't know. Make of it what you will. We all know the close season before last was a bit of a joke with last minute signings being often, desperate measures as the boards plans floundered on a lack of interest from the kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-52549656906533190502007-02-18T23:24:00.001+01:002007-02-18T23:24:47.129+01:00Threee Middleweights and a BusaOn a bright and breezy February morning, a small band of blokes, who really should have been at home doing DIY, went for a ride out. Nitronorry (Martin) was on his Graphite 675, his brother, Ian on a 2005 Kwak 636 B1 and Jamie on his twin carbon can clad Busa. Ne’er an uglier bunch gathered together and I’m sure the public were pleased that we spent most of thekwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-58050233765439334492007-01-17T19:10:00.000+01:002007-01-17T19:11:57.108+01:00Alex gets ready for the Toon FA Cup gamekwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-48258839899372662392007-01-14T14:01:00.000+01:002007-01-14T14:06:24.603+01:00kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-60193976938516758252007-01-10T14:24:00.001+01:002007-01-10T14:24:52.481+01:00New! From AppleiPenis combines three products — a revolutionary way to masturbate in public, user control with touch controls preventing any premature embarrassment, and a breakthrough size varying device so you never feel inadequate again - all into one small and lightweight handheld device (just like your current one, but this is from Apple so it must be better). iPenis also introduces an kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1166568983131223922006-12-19T23:56:00.000+01:002006-12-25T09:44:45.866+01:00Tis the season to be jollyChristmas is just round the corner. It’s a time of celebration, to be with the family, to set aside your differences and love your fellow man (in a peace and happiness way, not the Adam and Eve physical kind of love he enjoys with men). So why are there so many miserable chuffers about? Blues are top, we rode our luck against Preston, we were given a penalty, we saw a kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1166568924818665122006-12-19T23:54:00.000+01:002006-12-19T23:55:24.836+01:00Bring out your deadAfter a promising start to the year with the loss of both Shelley Winters and Wilson Pickett, the celebrity death event has been a little bit of a let down this year. With Gene Pitney being the only known name bothering to make the effort throughout the whole of spring and summer, it was left to Steve Irwin to romp home with this year's 'Celebrity Death Of The Year' title with kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1166013877367053742006-12-13T13:38:00.000+01:002006-12-13T13:44:37.426+01:00Cardiff Revisitedkwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1165947902203396242006-12-12T19:24:00.000+01:002006-12-12T19:25:02.216+01:00FANS DIG DEEP FOR RYANBig-hearted Blues fans have raised hundreds of pounds to fund a season ticket for a seven-year-old boy who saw his brother and pregnant mother killed on a Birmingham road, writes Emma Cullwick in today's Birmingham Mail.Members of the Small Heath Alliance, a club for Birmingham City supporters, were so touched when they read an article in the Birmingham Mail about Ryan Hunt kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1165655745493536362006-12-09T10:13:00.000+01:002006-12-09T10:15:45.506+01:00Blue-Qaeda – A New Axis of EvilFollowing the home defeat at the hands of Norwich, there were grumbles from the crowd. This appeared to take Bruce by surprise. Ignoring the poor football of the last 2 years, the biggest home defeat since time started, relegation with the best ever squad of players (not my words) and certainly the most expensive team we’ve ever owned, ignoring even the poor start kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1163876132313304472006-11-18T19:44:00.000+01:002006-11-18T19:55:32.626+01:00Blues v WolvesHard to pick one. Maik did well but was left exposed for the goal. Jaidi gets away with murder most games and today was no exception. Both Kelly and Sadler blew hot and cold. I thought Muamba and Clem did ok but lost the midfield battle in the second half. Tiny had another solid performance and it's good to see him finally learn how to win the ball in the air. I do wish he wouldn't kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1163714112186576952006-11-16T22:52:00.000+01:002006-11-16T22:55:12.200+01:00Andy at Mallorykwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1163096824470140142006-11-09T19:24:00.000+01:002006-11-09T19:30:02.546+01:00GPR Damper fittingskwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1161418530066296612006-10-21T09:12:00.000+01:002006-10-21T09:15:30.080+01:00Some photos of Alex at 8 and 9 weeks. kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1159904737748628032006-10-03T20:32:00.000+01:002006-10-03T20:45:38.026+01:00PanicPanic in the grounds of LondonPanic in the home of BirminghamI wonder to myselfCould life ever be sane again ?The Birmingham Shirt that you threw downI wonder to myselfHopes may rise on your demiseBut Stevie Bruce says you're safe hereSo you run downthe players of Hull TownBut there's Panic on the streets of NorwichLiverpool, Charlton and AustriaI wonder to myselfBring down the strikerSent kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1159879884880513772006-10-03T13:50:00.000+01:002006-10-03T13:51:24.896+01:00Triumph Daytona 675 Test RideI had to go to Action Motorbikes to get my service book stamped and get them to look at a smoking radiator. While they were looking at the bike, I asked if the keys to the Red 675 demonstrator were available? They were. After being shown the flashy controls, including lap timer and top speed record (the last rider had clocked 139 mph!) I climbed aboard. Straight away kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1157386573440285732006-09-04T17:14:00.000+01:002006-09-04T17:16:13.470+01:00We had some kohl rabi in our delivery of organic veg. I've not tried it before and the lack of appearances in my various cookbooks suggests it's not the most popular of vegetables. I found the following recipe on the net. I'll let you know how it goes1lg/500g kohl rabi4oz/100g butter1oz/25g flour½ pint/300ml milk4oz/100g. cheddar cheese - gratedsalt & pepper2 tbs double creamCooking: 30 minsPeel,kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1157226089608623372006-09-02T20:31:00.000+01:002006-09-02T20:47:59.456+01:00Alex is doing well. He's growing at a steady rate. There is some concern about his jaundice so the midwife has taken some samples of blood. We're just waiting for the results. As I type this we've had a call to say everything is ok but the paediatrician still wants to see him to give him the once over. He's feeding well, too well. He's not giving Sam time to build up milk so she can express. Thatkwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1156885969594075352006-08-29T22:10:00.000+01:002006-08-29T22:28:11.210+01:00A glimpse of BerlinMe improving Anglo-French relations kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1156617497141373392006-08-26T18:56:00.000+01:002006-08-26T19:41:31.470+01:00Sportsbiker Ride outWell, it should have been a meeting of the Sportsbiker riders and the Daytona 675 riders. All had agreed to meet in Stow on the Wold at noon, grab a bite to eat and then ride off at 1 p.m. I'm a little late (as usual) but I'm parked by 12.15. I have a look round but I can't see any other Triumphs. Then a I spot a gold 675. I indicate to the rider to park up next to me, but I kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1156193185589670362006-08-21T21:44:00.000+01:002006-08-21T21:46:25.603+01:00kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1155671341460673952006-08-15T20:47:00.000+01:002006-08-15T20:49:01.473+01:003 Generations of Looker males kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1155589183890338592006-08-14T21:44:00.000+01:002006-08-15T18:13:36.176+01:00My son is born. Alexander Henry Looker was born at 9.03 a.m. weighing in at a meaty 8 lbs 11 ozs after a very brief labour. Sam's waters broke at 6.30, first contraction at 7.00, in the labour suite at 8.00 and just over an hour later Alex was with us.He's a quiet lad at the moment. I think he's a bit shocked to be honest. He's had no time to get ready as labour was so quick. He's feeding ok, kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1155321636742297702006-08-11T19:36:00.000+01:002006-08-11T19:40:38.523+01:00Crisis DeepensThe Israeli army has begun expanding its ground offensive into Lebanon on the prime minister's orders, citing dissatisfaction with the direction of UN talks on a ceasefire resolution.Avi Pazner, an Israeli government spokesman, said on Friday that the draft of a United Nations resolution on ending the Lebanon conflict is "unacceptable in its current state"."The resolution draft was kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1154278765297101022006-07-30T17:58:00.000+01:002006-07-30T17:59:25.310+01:00Blues v Nancy Pre-season Friendly - 1-1We started as I expect us to start against ColchesterTaylorKelly Tebs N'Gotty SadlerDJ Nafti Danns DunnForse JeromeSadler ran his nads off. Him and Dunn look good on the left. Had to laugh at the idiot who told Dunn to "get stuck in". Ignore Dunn's injury history, the fact it's a friendly and that the ball was 8 yards from him and 1 from a Nancy player, and kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1154244610723844432006-07-30T08:18:00.000+01:002006-07-30T13:35:22.506+01:00Beirut stands on the site of a very ancient settlement going back at least 5,000 years. Its name appeared in cuneiform inscriptions as early as the 14th century B.C.In the first century B.C., Berytus, as it was then called, became a Roman Colony and under Roman rule was the seat of a famous Law school which continued into the Byzantine era. But the power and the glory of Berytus were kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1153937133451655232006-07-26T18:45:00.000+01:002006-07-26T19:06:50.766+01:00Israel has, with the full backing of the US and the silent support of the UK, continued to carry out attacks across Lebanon, targetting civilians, civil infrastructure and the economy of the Lebanese people. This has nothing to do with Hezbollah and everything to do with Israel flexing it's muscles. Nothing has been said about the 2 missing soldiers who are supposed to have been kidnapped, the kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1147799255044122212006-05-16T18:05:00.000+01:002006-05-16T18:07:35.056+01:00kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1147643934393759152006-05-14T22:57:00.000+01:002006-05-14T22:58:54.403+01:00kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1147631745340146522006-05-14T19:32:00.000+01:002006-05-14T19:37:22.830+01:00Pazzo Short Brake Leverkwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1144006293250047752006-04-02T20:28:00.000+01:002006-04-02T20:31:33.263+01:00My day at MalloryI spent most of the week watching the weather. Friday was a good day with one heavy shower in the afternoon. I could put up with that on the Saturday.Saturday morning and I as I wearily munched through my weetabix, I browsed the web for weather reports. All said that Leicester would be dry.I had already dusted down my old one piece leathers and putting them one highlighted just kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1143916059909179252006-04-01T19:25:00.000+01:002006-04-01T19:27:39.923+01:00MalloryA mixed day of weather meant a mixed day on the track. Martin binned his nice R1 Track bike but fortunately he low sided it at Edwina's causing little damage to the bike. A crash bung was the only fatality.kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1143627943461447382006-03-29T11:23:00.000+01:002006-03-29T11:25:43.476+01:00Birmingham City Fan's Forum minutes 11th January 2006 The inaugural Supporter Forum was held for the Supporter Representatives to meet the panel and inform the club of their views and concerns, in line with Premier League rules. 1. Perry Deakin welcomed the group and began by introducing the panel of club representatives. He then ran through a short presentation, informing the group of the clubkwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1143563800702280662006-03-28T17:36:00.000+01:002006-03-28T17:36:40.716+01:00kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1143481004542530682006-03-27T18:36:00.000+01:002006-03-27T18:36:44.696+01:00My Dad and stepmum took wee legal out on Saturday. When they came back, my stepmum had a chat with me about my Dad's forthcoming retirement.There's no doubt that my old man is absolutely bricking it about giving up work. He's worked for the same company since leaving school, making his way from apprentice sparky to running the Stoneleigh office which includes him being responsible for the Royal kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1142287710651108542006-03-13T23:07:00.000+01:002006-03-13T23:08:30.666+01:00From Captain Blue - A True Blue BrummieFirstly, I don't know where I'm going with this - I've sat on the train home, with lots going through my head and this is some way to try and piece it all together into something resembling sense.Roughly 20-odd years ago, my Old Man took me down The Blues for the first time. He sat me on a crush barrier in The Kop, and I'm sure he'd have said something like kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1141931270762697662006-03-09T20:03:00.000+01:002006-03-09T20:16:43.526+01:00NEC facts… (Thanks to Southy and others from Small Heath Alliance for the following)The company has two equal shareholders: Birmingham City Council and Birmingham Chamber of Commerce & Industry, each with four directors on the board. The chairman is a business representative from the Chamber. Birmingham City Council owns the land and buildings associated with each of the venues.http://kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1141671031516288522006-03-06T19:45:00.000+01:002006-03-09T19:22:39.186+01:00BCFC v BCCBlues take on the Birmingham City CouncilOPEN LETTER FROM KARREN BRADY TO THE BIRMINGHAM CHAMBER OF COMMERCE02 March 2006Dear Mr Blackett,I have recently had sight of your letter to Chamber of Commerce Council Members “A casino for Birmingham. Which bid to support?” and would like to register with you, my absolute indignation and profound disappointment with you personally and the kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1141657951387665002006-03-06T16:11:00.000+01:002006-03-06T16:12:31.406+01:00Tax Explained (thanks to Stevedog)VAT was introduced back in the early 60's and there are people out there who still do not understand how it works.Here is a simple primer (which I have copied from the Wysuckie College for the Totally Dumb accountancy course):If you are rich and you have a rich man's hobby, for example sailing yachts, flying or setting up a recording studio, then you set up a kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1138229077486947132006-01-25T23:43:00.000+01:002006-01-25T23:44:37.496+01:00Bye Bye Gerrards?kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1136196907989051622006-01-02T11:05:00.000+01:002006-01-02T11:15:08.000+01:00Donington 2005Just ordered some pics from my last track day of 2005 with Motorcycle Folly. I really need to shift my arse over for corners. kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1135359560656525092005-12-23T18:35:00.000+01:002005-12-23T18:39:20.670+01:00Dear ChelseaOn behalf of the Chelsea Pensioners Retirement home (formerly known as Birmingham City Football Club) I would like to plead to the champions elect and ask that you spare a thought for the other team in Blue this Christmas, a team which is quiet clearly at the a***hole end of the table, and show your charitable side by giving a small donation to help those less fortunate than kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1135193034159532792005-12-21T19:42:00.000+01:002005-12-21T20:23:54.246+01:00Feel the pain - Dinosaur JrI feel the pain of everyone, then I feel nothing I feel the pain of everyone, then I feel nothing I feel the pain of everyone, then I feel nothing I feel the pain of everyone, then I feel nothing Is it up to me ? You won't wait to see Screwed us both again About as close as you dare I feel the pain of everyone, then I feel nothing I feel the pain of everyone, then I kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1133899134108838352005-12-06T20:58:00.000+01:002005-12-06T20:58:54.120+01:00kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1133896819468494362005-12-06T20:18:00.000+01:002005-12-06T20:20:19.483+01:00Blues go down, Blues go down togetherSt Andrews should have a light house on it to warn fans that their hopes are just about to be dashed on the rocks of relegation. I haven't got a clue what the Board should do.Granted, we shouldn't take about relegation until the maths kick in. But our form at home this season and overall in the last 18 months has been abysmal. Our once solid defence is about kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1132514271133922642005-11-20T20:16:00.000+01:002005-11-20T20:17:51.150+01:00Wearing a tie too tightly could put you at serious risk of being a wanker, doctors have revealed today.The small study measured the personalities of a small group of middle managers before and after they attached their tie. They found a significant rise in wankish behaviour and warned long-term tight tie wearing could lead to a serious increase in memo sending, meeting calling and general kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1132511967984183352005-11-20T19:37:00.000+01:002005-11-20T19:39:27.996+01:00kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1132086109931240392005-11-15T21:20:00.000+01:002005-11-15T21:21:49.943+01:00kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1131654268556231832005-11-10T21:14:00.000+01:002005-11-12T12:38:08.336+01:00KwAcKy'S Cookery ClassOK, I lie, I'm no cook, but I do make a mean soup. Tonight I experimented and came up with my Sweet Chilli and Mushroom Soup You need:200g chestnut mushrooms2 large sweet chillies (red)4 medium potatoes2 medium onionsButterMilkVegetable stock. SaltPepperGaram Masala (for some extra flavour)Finely chop the onions. Place a large knob of butter (enough for the onions) in a kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1131271700548257892005-11-06T11:06:00.000+01:002005-11-06T11:08:20.563+01:00The Ultimate Chav Wedding?kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1130794271987356442005-10-31T22:27:00.000+01:002005-10-31T22:31:12.000+01:00Happy Halloweenkwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1130526984155334582005-10-28T20:13:00.000+01:002005-10-28T20:16:24.166+01:00The 2004 Top 10 Bush Awards#10: "I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me." -Nashville, Tenn., May 27, 2004#9: "Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling." -Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004#8: "Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1129576856415733922005-10-17T18:53:00.000+01:002005-10-17T20:20:59.236+01:00It was the fear of losingrather than acutally losing that evoked the greatest angst. As the final whistle went, O'Leary ran onto the pitch and gestured to his aged but eternal Chairman, Melberg gamboled like a spring lamb and the Viler fans, for the first time in this fixture, stayed andc cheered. The exiting Blues fans stopped and faced the away end as they struck up a rousing rendition of "kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1127326742088528482005-09-21T19:18:00.000+01:002005-09-21T19:19:02.096+01:00Scunthorpe v Birmingham City - Blues Player Ratings.Nico - Looked confident and in command. Some excellent saves - 8/10Clapham - some errors almost lead to goals but better forward play lead to a penalty - 6/10Upson - composed as captain. Skill and experience showed - 7/10Tiny -a footballer, at fullback? It'll never catch on - 8/10Tebs - liked to go join the midfielders leaving Tiny to cover - 6/kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1127165627176093702005-09-19T22:33:00.000+01:002005-09-19T22:33:47.180+01:00kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1126556276301748302005-09-12T21:16:00.000+01:002005-09-12T21:54:48.926+01:00Triumph Daytona 675kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1126550332401565252005-09-12T19:37:00.000+01:002005-09-12T20:15:08.350+01:00kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1124971902877277262005-08-25T12:26:00.000+01:002005-08-25T13:11:42.933+01:00Not the sort of week I wantedMonday started the week as usual. Work is frantic and I was busy clearing the decks to make way for a large number of files to be transferred to me. Tuesday started off like any other. I took the bike into work and got my head down early as I had to leave the office for an hour in the morning. Tuesday was scan day. Sam was having her 11 week scan. The women's hospitalkwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1124539346800151622005-08-20T13:01:00.000+01:002005-08-20T13:02:26.806+01:00kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1124219484340051632005-08-16T20:10:00.000+01:002005-08-16T20:11:24.346+01:00kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1124020815735356412005-08-14T12:58:00.000+01:002005-08-27T10:39:10.550+01:00Pandiani overreacts as Gray misses an opportunity to put Blues in frontkwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1123690762453194392005-08-10T17:17:00.000+01:002005-08-10T17:19:22.460+01:00kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1123686578770220142005-08-10T15:50:00.000+01:002005-08-12T07:44:24.203+01:00New SeasonHere is my prediction for the forthcoming season. I know it's unfair to have the new teams all relegated but that's based on the current squads. West Brom played some nice football at the end of the season and I think they'll carry on for the first third and get some points in the bag. Man City won't suffer too much due to the loss of SWP. If Pearce can organise the defence then they'llkwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1122962888675742522005-08-02T07:06:00.000+01:002005-08-02T07:08:08.683+01:00kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1122899989441750232005-08-01T13:36:00.000+01:002005-08-01T13:39:49.450+01:00DoningtonThis turned into a complete waste of time and money for me.My daughter decided to wake the house up at just afer 1 a.m. I go in to chek if she's ok. Not content with me getting up, she then decides to scream the house down until mum shows her face. This goes on until 3.30 when Sam decides to take Georgina downstairs to try and get her to sleep.With just over 2 hours undisturbed sleep kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1122194094606768652005-07-24T09:30:00.000+01:002005-07-24T09:34:54.616+01:00Derby Awaykwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1122061814926018542005-07-22T20:46:00.000+01:002005-07-22T20:50:14.933+01:00Wearing her new sunglassesNew Woodcraft clip ons and Renthal grips 19mm Brembo Master Cylinderkwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1121588199089168032005-07-17T09:15:00.000+01:002005-07-17T09:16:39.096+01:00kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1121324923040229312005-07-14T08:07:00.000+01:002005-07-14T08:09:52.813+01:00No to war and no to terrorismAfter the bombing in Madrid hundreds of thousands of Spaniards demonstrated with their hands in the air, palms open. This was to sympolise that their hands were clean, they were not dirtied by supporting either war or terrorism. We have responded to the London bombing inspired by this symbolism and have listed the chain of action and reaction, Falluja and London, New kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1121043627908995362005-07-11T01:46:00.000+01:002005-07-11T02:00:27.916+01:00Last week was our annual holiday. Nothing special, just a few days in the South of Wales. We had planned a week but rain stopped play. Saturday we drove down to Cardiff to meet up with my old next door neighbour, Ed. He's married and they've got a little girl who is about 6 months old. Went for a walk around Cardiff Bay for a beer or two then nipped into see my mate Joe at his new hotel opposite kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1120753731209094632005-07-07T17:13:00.000+01:002005-07-07T17:28:51.216+01:00I woke up this morning and went downstairs to have breakfast. Came back to my room and switched on the tv. Heard the news about London. At that time it was reported as an electrical fault in the tube. Just a few injuries. As we packed our bags to come home, reports started to come in of further explosions. Then there was the explosion on the bus. We had previously decided to take the long route kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1118407621653243062005-06-10T13:46:00.000+01:002005-06-10T13:47:01.656+01:00kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1118164765328378672005-06-07T18:19:00.000+01:002005-06-07T18:19:25.336+01:00Student fined for gay horse commentA student spent a night in police cells and was fined £80 for making homophobic comments about a police horse.Sam Brown, of Balliol College, Oxford, was arrested for causing harassment, alarm or distress after calling a police horse 'gay' during a night out celebrating the end of his university exams.The English student had been drinking with friends in The kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1117175533240745302005-05-27T07:30:00.000+01:002005-05-27T07:32:13.246+01:00Big up to Southy for this onekwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1116959536997463692005-05-24T19:28:00.000+01:002005-05-24T19:32:17.003+01:00Me At Mallorykwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1116883043047518042005-05-23T22:14:00.000+01:002005-05-23T22:20:50.386+01:00Dear Soccer fans,As you all know, I've been looking to buy the United's of Manchester for a little while now. I've also heard that some of you may not be too happy about me using, sorry, buying the club in order to reach new heights and also, that I may not be a fan. Well fear not, as i'm writing this personal letter to let you know that i'm a genuine fan of you blue devils. I began rooting for kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1116875905378535932005-05-23T20:16:00.000+01:002005-05-23T20:18:25.386+01:00My new rearsetsI'm a guinea pig for a prototype set of footpegskwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1116455141491687892005-05-18T23:19:00.000+01:002005-05-18T23:25:41.510+01:00My Mallory TrackdayIt was a decent day. I'm still getting used to the bike. I'm sitting too far forward, upright and not shifting my arse for corners.The bike handles like a dream. It was even better after I had the suspension set up (no more front chatter going into the hairpin) Very precise and difficult to unsettle. In one session I clipped a curb coming out of Edwina's but kept the throttle kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1114849902863571402005-04-30T09:29:00.000+01:002005-04-30T09:31:42.866+01:00Legoland. Foundations on sandHere's a cut and paste from today's Financial Times. This article doens't cover the full story, but you get the (bitter) flavour of Legland's incompetence. On the plus side, one man, a Bluenose, has battled until he's forced changes. Legoland now have to replace their ticketing system. A misfit at Legoland over bar codes MUDLARK - CLAY HARRIS.By CLAY HARRIS462 words30kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1114849420234591612005-04-30T09:23:00.000+01:002005-04-30T09:23:40.236+01:00create your own visited countries map or vertaling Duits Nederlandskwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1114795116658919882005-04-29T18:17:00.000+01:002005-04-29T18:18:36.660+01:00Bring on the bling! New Beringer Discs and Jack Lilley underslung caliper holder. kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1114451023760760622005-04-25T18:42:00.001+01:002005-04-25T18:43:43.763+01:00Below is a copy of a letter that won a competition in UK as complaint letter of the year.Complaint Letter of the Year. The British do have a way with words.... A real-life customer complaint letter sent to NTL (to their complaints dept....)Dear Cretins,I have been an NTL customer since 9th July 2001, when I signed up for your 3-in-one deal for cable TV, cable modem, and telephone. During this kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1113847837469922512005-04-18T19:06:00.000+01:002005-04-18T19:10:37.470+01:00Just ignore these, I'm hosting them here to post on another sitekwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1113751867796167982005-04-17T16:30:00.000+01:002005-04-17T16:31:07.796+01:00kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1113594723862695772005-04-15T20:46:00.000+01:002005-04-15T20:52:03.863+01:00HillsboroughThe game was stopped and the players slowly left the field, unaware like all of us, of the carnage which was unfolding. The realisation that we were witnessing a living nightmare came when we saw two young lads stretched out behind the goal in their red Football tops, being given the kiss of life. Many walked dazed and confused stopping only to kneel and vomit. Some had dark wet kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1113244009432125422005-04-11T19:22:00.000+01:002005-04-11T19:28:12.496+01:00Just a quickieThis is a mate of mine (the one flying through the air) at Cadwell. His bike ploughed into the back of another bike. It appears that the throttle twist grip locating pin had snapped allowing this to spin and the throttle cables stopping the brake lever having full movement, hence why he couldnt stop.The good news is that he's ok. The bad news is that he's £500 out of pocket. So, if kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1112600446389862192005-04-04T08:27:00.000+01:002005-04-05T18:59:15.450+01:00Bowyer v DyerThanks to Rags for the image. Does any else think that this whole thing is being blown out of proportion? In the last 12 months I've seen countless punch ups at Rugby (both codes), cricket, Formula 1, all top level motorbike races, basketball, the list goes on. Now the Sports minister Richard Caborn is saying that it's a sackable offence if you fight in the workplace. Yes, if it was kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1111924866083712312005-03-27T12:57:00.000+01:002005-03-27T13:16:08.670+01:00Happy EasterI hope everyone had lots of Easter eggs and have pigged themselves silly. I had 2. Some way off my record of 18 but I can't see that record being broken unless I start buying them for myself. Pope John Paul attended Easter Mass but didn't look in the best of health. Given that he has had surgery on his thraot, I can't understand why people were hoping he would utter a few words. He kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1111437452372473292005-03-21T21:32:00.000+01:002005-03-21T22:37:14.350+01:00He who laughs last laughs until next seasonThanks to Thongs for the last photo, which shows the away fans, or where they should be. I did promise Thongs a wicked weasel photo as a reward, but I reckon he'll like this link just as much. Something for the weekend? kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1110802413377806822005-03-14T13:09:00.000+01:002005-03-14T13:13:33.380+01:00Dyno RunHad the bike Dynoed. I was hoping for 100+ bhp but the bike has done just over 1,000 miles and so is still fairly tight. Most of the other guys are getting 101 or 102 BHP. The graph looks nice and smooth, as smooth as you can get for a 600 I suppose. I think I'll do a couple of track days and loosen things up and maybe a different end can, that one was designed for a ZX6r. Then I'll put kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1110642924310568712005-03-12T16:41:00.000+01:002005-03-12T16:55:24.313+01:00There's a place at the barDavid Tynan O'Mahony is no longer with us. The outspoken, critical yet astute Irishman has stubbed out his last and finally found out if God will go with him. Despite his obvious physical inability, Dave Allen managed to firmly raise 2 fingers to everything that was held to be above ridicule. Shunned, barred and even banned, Allen remained a firm favourite with [most] kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1110316634348462442005-03-08T22:16:00.000+01:002005-03-08T22:17:14.350+01:00Testkwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1110231718391702462005-03-07T22:18:00.000+01:002005-03-07T22:41:58.396+01:00A brain the size of a planetYep, HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy is arriving to the large screen. Cracking TV series, rib tickler of a book and hopefully a film adaptation worthy of my time. Talking of my time, it's been wasted a lot recently due to that frigging shambles of a football club I support. After a stunning performance against Liverpool, Blues first chop me in the windpipe and kick me kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922410.post-1108236508590830002005-02-12T20:23:00.000+01:002005-02-13T09:08:30.356+01:00Scouser scumGet out of BrumNever really had a problem with the Scousers before today. Not unitl I saw a bunch of them try to "take" a hotel bar and threaten a guy having a drink with his wife and two children. After the game, Southy and I were walking back to the bar when I heard Southy shouting at someone. I turned round to see him engage in a heated verbal exchange with the occupants of a car. kwackyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434704391027585517noreply@blogger.com