KwAcKy's Konfessional |
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Nothing of interest; just mindless links to bikes Birmingham City Football Club and useless junk  
  
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17 January 2007
14 January 2007
10 January 2007
New! From Apple iPenis combines three products — a revolutionary way to masturbate in public, user control with touch controls preventing any premature embarrassment, and a breakthrough size varying device so you never feel inadequate again - all into one small and lightweight handheld device (just like your current one, but this is from Apple so it must be better). iPenis also introduces an entirely new user interface based on a large multi-touch display and pioneering new soft-to-hardware, letting you control everything with just your fingers. So it ushers in an era of penis power and sophistication never before seen in a willy, completely redefining what you can do with your todger. It also tells you when it's no longer trendy to own one, so you won't look out of touch. All males are born with the ultimate pointing device - our penis - and iPenis replaces that to create the most revolutionary user interface since the dong," said Mr Jobs. A full touch glans is available for sex messaging and there is a built-in 20cc fluid storage and ejection device. Mr Jobs said the iPenis was a "revolutionary and magical product that is literally five years away from being replaced by a totally new product". |
