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Squealy feels all sad because no-one knew that 19th September was "Talk like a Pirate Day".

You are The Cap'n!

Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.

What's Yer Inner Pirate?
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Avast poor Squealy for he's pally with too many lubbers. Maybe it's his lack of horizontal action that's making him feel like a teenager again? He needs to do something before he makes the local papers with reports of desperation Or is it due to the fact that his childhood hero is really a Red? Maybe he should adopt a new nickname to impress the ladies? Mine's Hans Van den Bonck and I'm 80% Dutch, so now you know!




posted by kwacky at 8:29 am