KwAcKy's Konfessional |
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Nothing of interest; just mindless links to bikes Birmingham City Football Club and useless junk  
  
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09 July 2003
SUMMER IS HERE (again) 
You can tell when it's summer, you have hundreds of flying ants in your garden. They have an uncanny knack of fare dodging on buses. In they fly, take their postion on the window, watch the world go buy then disembark without so much of a "thank you driver". This must be the way the ant spreads. Or maybe not. Thinking about it, I didn't see the number 47 bus near the Orinocco, but I did see a few ants. Hmmm, I'll have to re-think my theory regarding the proliferation of ants. On the other hand, I saw colourful birds, fish with teeth, fresh water dolphins and crocs with big teeth, and I've never seen any of those on the 47 bus, so, just maybe, the 47 bus used to go to South America, but West Midalnds Travel stopped the route because of the number of fare-dodging animals they pick up that way. I've found a new hobby. It's in its infancy, but I can see this taking off in a really big way. It's free of danger, doesn't cost anything and makes a great topic of conversation in any pub chit chat or job interview. Bertie's tips give you an insight into the wonderful world of book sniffing 1. Delve deep into the spine with the aid of a straw! 2. Strive to seek the oldest, crustiest books you can lay your hands on. 3. Do not lurk shiftily around libraries, waiting for that window of opportunity - THEY KNOW! 4. Take long deep sniffs, and let the aroma flow gently through your nasal hair. 5. Never air your books unnecessarily by reading them. 6. Befriend old people - their houses wreak of old crusty books! 7. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn! 8. Never eat yellow snow! 9. Never go water-skiing when you have got diarrhoea! 10. And Never EVER take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time!!! Anyone fancy a day out to Hay-on-Wye? |
