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Forum Flame Form

Dear:

[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Loser
[ ] AOLer
[ ] 12 year old
[ ] Troll
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Wannabe
[ ] Asskisser
[ ] l337 d00d
[ ] Flamer
[ ] Whiner
[ ] Other:


You Are Being Flamed Because

[ ] You posted a (PC/Mac/Linux/Console) vs (PC/Mac/Linux/Console) thread
[ ] You posted a Release Date thread
[ ] You posted a (InsertRandomGame) vs (InsertOtherRandomGame) thread
[ ] You posted a big slobbery kiss on Apple's a**
[ ] You posted a big slobbery kiss on Microsoft's a**
[ ] You posted a "Where is the G5" thread
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You committed crimes against pork biproducts
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You haven't bothered to search the forums for your answer before posting
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in
[ ] You just plain suck
[ ] You posted false information
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You doubleposted
[ ] You doubleposted
[ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS
[ ] You posted racist crap
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums


In Punishment, You Must:

[ ] Give up your AOL Internet account
[ ] STFU & GTFO
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Just go look for your answer on Google, because everyone already knows the answer but you
[ ] Surrender any and all Apple products in your possession to the poster of this form
[ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
[ ] Call Bush and inform him he sucks
[ ] Go to your room with no supper
[ ] Apologise to everybody on this forum
[ ] Go stand in the middle of a Highway
[ ] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards
[ ] Take a bath in bleach
[ ] Drink out of a spitoon
[ ] All of the above


In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] Your IQ must be 7
[ ] Take your s*** somewhere else
[ ] STFU & GTFO
[ ] Learn to post or f*** off
[ ] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] All of the above

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The preceding Forum Flame Form was constructed for use on people not worthy of actual thought or effort in being flamed. People so intelligent that a simple copy/paste and a few check marks are all that are necessary to properly relay the flamer's contempt for the flamee.

You have been identified as such a person and as such, this flame was brought to you in under 10 seconds of being read.

Have a nice day.

posted by kwacky at 5:03 pm