KwAcKy's Konfessional |
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30 January 2003
I don't know how many of you have spotted this, but the Government intends to introduce new laws to make it illegal to have sex in public places. And in the pravacy of your own home with someone watching over the internet. But it won't be illegal if you have sex in the privacy of your own home if people can see you through the window. But it will illegal if you have sex in your garden, and someone MIGHT BE ABLE to see you. Sex in a public toilets, well that must be illegal, right? Wellll, sort of. Shut the cubicle door and that's ok, leave it open, and you're a law breaker. No one has bothered to ask the question "what if you are having sex in a cubicle, say at Snobs nightclub, and the bouncer kicks the door open and drags you out by the scruff of your neck, goes to kick you out but changes his mind because you were shagging someone elses woman. Not that anything like that has ever happened to me. Oh alright, it has, but only the once, I learnt my lesson after that. Weebl and Bob seem to be running out of stories to tell, but there's a new one soon (so we're told) Looks like we're being bombarded with comic based films this summer. Daredevil should be a laugh a minute, the tale of a blind school teacher by day, and blind superhero by night! Tetris will be next ;-) |