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The Friday Five.
1) If you were Prime Minister, what three new laws would you bring in?
It makes it tougher saying laws rather that "what would you do" - but here goes (and I'll try and be sensible!)

a) Compulsory driving licence re-testing for all motor vehicles every 5 years
b) Legalisation of dutch style coffee shops
c) The right for a person to ask for the termination of his or her life.

2) If the world was coming to an end in seven days, how would you spend your time?

Making a time machine

3) Apart from your family, what two things would you save if your house was on fire?

a) my records
b) my dog

4) If you really wanted to get back at someone, name one way you would like to torture them.

Erm, I would love to answer this one, but I would get sectioned. Ah feck it. I once read a piece about guns hot wounds to the stomach and how they take ages to kill someone and the pain is, so I'm told, beyond comprehension. Get your victim. Tie him (lets just say its a him) up and blindfold him. Take him into a very small room. Get the gun out and let him know you've got it. Spend 10 minutes telling him what you are going to do, how long it's going to take him to die and how bad the pain will be, and even if he's rescued, he won't be saved. It's up to you whether you shoot him or just leave him (after telling him you'll be back later on to shoot him) :-)

5) What was your favourite age to be?

I had most fun from 17 to about 21. Mid 20's was a pretty cool though.
posted by kwacky at 8:30 pm